πŸ‘»πŸŽƒ Pre-Halloween funny πŸŽƒπŸ‘»

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πŸŽƒπŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘» Important etiquette advice for ghosts who are getting ready to celebrate HalloweenπŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸŽƒ

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  • Don’t go trick-or-treating as yourself and say boo – people will be scared – not the good kind of scared – the kind of scared where they might rush out to call their local ghost busters. If you want to go as yourself, please wear a sheet first and then say boo – people will feel better and give you candy.
  • no tricks please. Just take the candy.
  • Please don’t eat the candy – you honestly don’t have the stomach for it.
  • Basic etiquette advice for when you’re out and about – don’t ask for ice scream even if you’re hungry – don’t give it out either. That’s not very polite or the thing to do.
  • If you have no Body to go with, we understand completely and know that you’ll be sad – please don’t boo hoo, that’s candy corny – instead, put on your best Mas-scare-a, get it together, and ask your social network which witch can go with you. Please don’t ghost her if she reaches out – it might hurt her feelings.

p..s..no offense intended to any ghosts reading and apologies to all humans for this sad but mildly entertaining attempt at humorπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸ‘» Have a wonderful Halloween!! πŸ‘»πŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒπŸŽƒ

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